Marty’s Musings2025-01-28T10:10:56-05:00

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“He Who Poop in Church Must Sit in Own Pew”

Oh my gosh! This Sunday is the silliest day in the Church Calendar! As the cabbage patch pastor once said, "Lettuce pray." It's "Holy Humor Sunday!" Get ready to tell jokes, play pranks and burst out laughing in church! That is, IF your church celebrates the ancient tradition! Yes, I [READ MORE]

“No, Honey, You Did Not Kill Jesus”

She grew up a Jewish girl in a Catholic neighborhood. She was not a Christian, but she loved Jesus. I mean, who wouldn't love Jesus? Just listen to the Gospel stories about his amazing loving life and you can't help but love him. And she did. She was disappointed when her little [READ MORE]

Maundy (not Monday) Thursday

"What a strange holiday!" I thought. MONDAY Thursday! Is it Monday celebrated on Thursday, or Thursday on Monday? And if we have Monday Thursday, why not Tuesday Saturday? Or Sunday Wednesday? Christianity seen through the eyes of a child can be so confusing! So I - along with others, I [READ MORE]

The Lonely Road

Holy Week. Yesterday, we Christians observed Palm Sunday. Remembering the day Jesus was paraded into the Holy City just before his arrest and murder, we waved palm branches in the air and shouted "Hosanna!" which means "Save us now!" What appeared at first to be the beginning of the end for [READ MORE]

Riding the Tail of the Dragon

The Tail of the Dragon is a famous (or should we say "infamous?") eleven mile stretch of U.S. 129 winding from Tennessee to North Carolina. Starting at the Tabcat Creek Bridge in Blount County, TN the Dragon winds its way through the Great Smoky Mountains to Deal's Gap, NC. A [READ MORE]

V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N!

Haven't written anything in a while. I've been on vacation. Since I'm retired and retirement is sort of like being on vacation ALL the time I guess you could say I took a vacation from my vacation. Now I'm back home and totally tuckered out from traveling, touring and drinking Margaritas. [READ MORE]

Musing About Muse and Keeping Up With My Grandson

No one's going to take me alive Time has come to make things right You and I must fight for our rights You and I must fight to survive My grandson Ryan is 13. He's a great kid. Great son and grandson. Great brother. Great student. Great musician. Ryan plays [READ MORE]

On Being Elderly

The TV news this morning blared out a headline that "an elderly couple" was injured in a car wreck somewhere near here. Auto accidents are so common in these parts that the wreck didn't really register with me. But the words "elderly couple" crashed into me like a head-on collision. What exactly constitutes [READ MORE]

Why I Am Opposed to Snow

Snow is bad. No good. Downright evil. I used to like snow. When I was a kid. We had huge snowfalls. Ten, twelve feet at a time. Perfect for making igloos and snow forts stocked with snowballs dunked in water and left to freeze. Snow was for jumping on your [READ MORE]

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